PRC DC Embassy on the political situation in Washington DC

So this is not a real cable, it is a work of fiction, and it will probably anger some and perhaps even lead a few (not too many I hope) people to unsubscribe, but given there is so much speculation in overseas media and analysis about elite PRC politics, including by yours truly, I thought it might be a fun exercise to consider how the political section in the PRC embassy in Washington DC might report on the Biden-related events of the last few days.

If anyone wants to share the structure of an internal PRC diplomatic cable thank you in advance, for now ignore the lack of formatting.